April round-up

April has always been a troublesome month. Well, not that the other months are any better, but it always seems like the tragic, life-changing ****

So, let's see what April brought this year, shall we?

• Joker turned out to be worth the wait in Smash Bros.
• A little known show called Game of Thrones returned for its final season - and was pirated immediately.
• Gotham’s final season involves a time-skip.
• The Notre Dame cathedral burned down.
• Questions about people’s choice of charities care into question afterwards.
• Kofi Kingston became the first African-born WWE World Heavyweight champion.
• Daniel Bryan is currently out with an undisclosed injury.
• Kurt Angle’s final match was losing to Boring Corbin.
• All in all WrestleMania 35 wasn’t that bad.
• Except that Bret Hart was attacked during the Hall of Fame by a disturbed man.
• That disturbed man got attacked by half the locker room as a delightful result.
• The Superstar Shakeup left some questionable decisions.
• Batista wrestled his final match.
• Dean Ambrose will be leaving WWE.
• Luke Harper wants out too.
• So does Sasha Banks.
• Goldust has also left WWE and will be having what will presumably be his retirement match in AEW, against Cody Rhodes.
• Reggie retired from Nintendo.
• We found a new store for cheap fruit and vegetables.
• One Punch Man season 2 begun.
• The Shredder will apparently be making his way to Rise of the TMNT (and it might just be the shot in the arm the show desperately needs.)
• Mortal Kombat 11 launched.
• The Mortal Kombat 11 DLC will supposedly feature a very different clown than I was expecting.
• Kronika’s kind of a stupid villain.
• Mortal Kombat 12’ story will be very intriguing.
• So did that new Power Rangers fighting game. (We got Mecha-Dragon Trini instead of Trini-Trini.)
• I’ve finished over twenty mugshots.
• Finally managed to watch some episodes from Samurai Jack’s final season.
• Saw the Pickle Rick episode. Worst forced meme ever.
• I saw the 25th anniversary special episode of Power Rangers Super Ninja Steel. (Why does Tommy still get top-billing?)
• A baby Tyrannosaur fossil will be going to some rich knob’s collection instead of a museum.
• Mark Hamill will be taking up the mantle of Chucky.
• The new Muppet Babies cartoon is delightful.
• The aftermath of the Mueller Report is still up in the air.
• Vic Mignogna won’t go away.