April has always been a troublesome month. Well, not that the other months are any better, but it always seems like the tragic, life-changing ****
So, let's see what April brought this year, shall we?
- Joker turned out to be worth the wait in Smash Bros.
- A little known show called Game of Thrones returned for its final season - and was pirated immediately.
- Gotham’s final season involves a time-skip.
- The Notre Dame cathedral burned down.
- Questions about people’s choice of charities care into question afterwards.
- Kofi Kingston became the first African-born WWE World Heavyweight champion.
- Daniel Bryan is currently out with an undisclosed injury.
- Kurt Angle’s final match was losing to Boring Corbin.
- All in all WrestleMania 35 wasn’t that bad.
- Except that Bret Hart was attacked during the Hall of Fame by a disturbed man.
- That disturbed man got attacked by half the locker room as a delightful result.
- The Superstar Shakeup left some questionable decisions.
- Batista wrestled his final match.
- Dean Ambrose will be leaving WWE.
- Luke Harper wants out too.
- So does Sasha Banks.
- Goldust has also left WWE and will be having what will presumably be his retirement match in AEW, against Cody Rhodes.
- Reggie retired from Nintendo.
- We found a new store for cheap fruit and vegetables.
- One Punch Man season 2 begun.
- The Shredder will apparently be making his way to Rise of the TMNT (and it might just be the shot in the arm the show desperately needs.)
- Mortal Kombat 11 launched.
- The Mortal Kombat 11 DLC will supposedly feature a very different clown than I was expecting.
- Kronika’s kind of a stupid villain.
- Mortal Kombat 12’ story will be very intriguing.
- So did that new Power Rangers fighting game. (We got Mecha-Dragon Trini instead of Trini-Trini.)
- I’ve finished over twenty mugshots.
- Finally managed to watch some episodes from Samurai Jack’s final season.
- Saw the Pickle Rick episode. Worst forced meme ever.
- I saw the 25th anniversary special episode of Power Rangers Super Ninja Steel. (Why does Tommy still get top-billing?)
- A baby Tyrannosaur fossil will be going to some rich knob’s collection instead of a museum.
- Mark Hamill will be taking up the mantle of Chucky.
- The new Muppet Babies cartoon is delightful.
- The aftermath of the Mueller Report is still up in the air.
- Vic Mignogna won’t go away.
